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[x] A Typical LoL Game
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing
i worry about the people on here sometimes
Moffat’s the kind of writer who likes watching you suffer through his intricate plot twists and turns. RTD was the kind of writer who snuck up behind you, dropped a bombshell, and then ran away cackling into the night.
Most accurate description ever!
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Really good interpretation of a tardis in a cosplay~ (Arisia 2013)
WHY DOESNT THIS AMAZING THING HAVE A MILLION NOTES??
WOW
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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
im crying
lol nice try, vegan
I FUCKING KNEW IT
its back
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“Lion Cub Gives Us His Best Roar”
SO.MUCH.
CUTE.
ROAAR
YOU TRIED PUNKIN
AND BLESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL HEART FOR IT
the poor cub seems so put out that it’s getting “aww” instead of “AHH”
FEAR MEEEEEE
(Source: feneral-gaggot, via beautifulrhinosceros)
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